- Snape: People will think you're...
- Harry:
- Ron:
- Hermione:
- Snape:
- Harry:
- Ron:
- Hermione:
- Snape:
- Harry:
- Ron:
- Hermione:
- Snape:
- Harry:
- Ron:
- Hermione:
- Snape: ...up to something.
- Me: //falls//
- Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
- Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
- Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
- Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
- Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
- Me: YOLO
my tumblr pet peeves:
- automatic playing music
- music that automatically starts
- when a song just starts automatically when I go to your page
- that song that interrupts my song because it started without my knowledge
- music on your page that just comes out of nowhere
(Source: uoa)
josh talking about how teenagers say “is that a loaf of bread in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
(Source: nowshutupandeatyourpears)
“Wait ‘till you see movie 4. I was in it.”
WAIT ‘TILL YOU SEE MOVIE 4, I WAS IN IT.
WAIT ‘TILL YOU SEE MOVIE 4, I WAS IN IT.
WAIT ‘TILL YOU SEE MOVIE 4, I WAS IN IT.
(Source: beyondthepolice)
my dad just walked into my room and asked to borrow a blunt pencil and i was like ‘why’ and he was all ‘can you just please look for one’ so he just stood there while i spent 5 minutes looking for a blunt pencil for him and then i finally found one and gave it to him and he looked at me all meaningfully and said ‘oh don’t worry there’s no point’ and left the pencil on my desk
(Source: monica-geller)
A collection of Britney Spears saying “Baby” in her songs
(Source: fifthdimension)
Why do you assume I wouldn’t eat twenty-two packs of sugar?
yeah really
this is like those anti-music piracy ads that are like “YOU WOULDN’T STEAL A CAR…”
well shit maybe i would
you don’t know me
The first comment.
even before seeing the comments
i thought
im pretty sure i would eat 22 packs of sugar thank you
above comment
only 22?
more like 100
This assumption that I wouldn’t eat twenty two packets of sugar offends me greatly.
YOU DON’T KNOW ME
YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE
That’s like the anti-piracy ads John Green was talking about.
‘You wouldn’t download bacon!’
YES, YES I WOULD.
Who are you to tell me what I will and will not eat? Maybe ill just drink 22 packs of sugar maybe i’ll eat them i don’t care dammit
I feel like this is a challenge. If so, challenge accepted.
Maybe I want to be obese. Did you ever think of that?
I CAN’T BE TAMED. I am offended by your accusation and would like to prove to you that I am able to consume 22 packs of sugar and more.
I will eat my 22 packs of sugar and drink my 22 bottles of coca-cola, thank you very much.
Pretty sure I wouldn’t eat straight fat or straight carbs or straight salt or straight anything that food is broken down to, but it’s in food and tastes good, sooo…
you know what they say about people who assume…..it makes an ass out of you. just you. not me.
(Source: beenintherain)
You know who you are
(Source: astellarperception)
